#AND MY SPORT OF CHOICE IS LITERALLY LYING

[theintelligentfool]

you guys i love college so much

[standardfriends]

you melt up my body 🍨

Word Count: 2.2k || Kim Junkyu x Fem. Reader || Tags: Smut, Daddy Kink, Degradation, Food Innuendos/References, Angst, Established Relationship, Toxic Pranks, Fem Petnames (Baby Girl, Princess), Mention of Safe Word

Junkyu arrives at home after a long day at his part time job. It's just a basic gig at a ice cream shop but it covers his half of the rent so it's enough for him. However it also happens to be the same day college acceptance letters came in the mail. You and Junkyu prank each other a lot, for instance on your birthday he pretended he had forgotten, after you finally came out of your room from crying for hours he and your friends jumped out to surprise you with ice cream cake, your favorite, and gifts. Or on Christmas you both had the idea of pretending to get each other coal, however once you both started opening gifts that fell through immediately. You decide to get him again today and make him think he didn't get into his first choice. Was it a little cruel? Well yes, but you know he's smart enough to eventually figure out you're lying out of your ass, he's not as oblivious as you. If falling for this prank would fall under being oblivious that is. Walking into the kitchen he finds you on the counter shuffling through the mail as you usually do and doesn’t think much of it.

"Hey baby, how have you been today." Leaning in to kiss the corner of your lips earning a giggle from you. "I've been ok guess what came in the mail today~" you say gleefully, causing Junkyu to instantly grab at the envelopes in your hand. He furiously shuffles, once, twice, and three times. Only to realize that the one he was looking forward to the most isn't there, this had to be a joke right. A soft chuckle escapes him, "None from Princeton? Are you sure.." he tries his best to coat his words with calm unlike the anxiety racing in his mind. You put on the biggest sad puppy eyes as your boyfriend's eyebrows continue to furrow in confusion, "I checked the back of the mailbox & asked the mail man baby I'm sorry..." His mind just goes blank, his eyes filled with an empty dark stare.

He did everything perfectly, he was valedictorian, he was on several varsity sports, was the leader of the lite music club, and even did volunteer work on top of working. He can't help but be overcome with despair, how could this happen, why him, he did everything needed and more so why? "I mean, I didn't want you to go off and leave me here, it's too far anyways." You continue with the prank and try to gauge his reaction, he's looking down at the letters in his hands intently so you can't see his face. That giggle was just his final straw, it felt like the person he expected to understand his depression the most was mocking him. It was eating him alive. "Are you fucking dumb?" He finally looks you in the eyes, your smile has never dropped faster. His eyebrows furrow jaw quivering with rage. "You out of everyone should know how long I've been wanting to go to this school. And yet you have the audacity to sit here and laugh. It's funny to you because what? You didn't want to be lonely for a little bit while I literally complete one of my life goals. I feel like I just wasted four years of my life for nothing and you're laughing." He scoffs he cant believe it you are so fucking selfish. As he continues to chew you out you struggle to hold back tears, you just want to tell him it was a joke. You can't stand it when he yells, it's like he's a whole different person. You know you've gone too far, you actually hurt him this time.

He's spent up all his energy being angry at this point so he can do nothing but turn and face the cold marble counters. Tears streaming from his eyes, life is just so shitty and cruel he cant stand it. He put so much effort for it to all be a waste, like an idiot, and that his whole life he was lied to. You try to compose yourself, you knew this was important but you didn't realize this prank would lead to you feeling like the biggest asshole ever. To restore some hope to his now crushed dreams you grab his letter from under you, you bring it into his teary vision, knowing it was time to come clean. "Congrats on getting in baby! I'm so proud of you..." It takes him a second to process what you said through your strained voice yet he grips the small paper packet from you and starts sobbing with relief. He turns to look at you and hugs you deeply. Mumbling thank you, thank god, thank you, thank you, thank you.' And you sit there crying with him until he calms down.

Usually after pranks like this he immediately buries his head into the crook of your neck and asks if you want to get your shared favorite creamy dessert but today something is different. He simply wipes his face while smirking and giggling to himself, when he finally looks into your glassy brown eyes. "So you think it's funny to mess with my feelings princess?" Huh? Princess-Where did that come from? Junkyu thinks that'd be too easy, you toyed with him a lot today, he has to get his lick back somehow. "Don't act like you don't know what I mean baby..." He inches his face closer to you till you can feel his steaming breath on your lips. "Seems like you need to be taught a lesson." Without taking your eyes away from his intent gaze on your lips you sharply inhale. You definitely get the memo when swiftly you are on the counter again your shorts ripped off your legs in record time. This is not how you saw this prank going at all but you can't say you're complaining.

Junkyu crashes his lips against yours desperate to prod your mouth open with his tongue, fiercely fighting for control. You can tell he's irritated enough and give in without a fight, you're too focused trying to keep up with his aggressive nature that you forget to breathe.

While your lips are starting to swell he pushes your panties to the side, looking like a rabid dog starved for days. "What a little slut how are you already so wet? Getting so needy from me being mean to you." You trace the lines of his hands with your eyes as he glides his fingers against your folds. His gaze is completely enamored by your, it's as if your a popsicle melting in the sun. His gaze burning holes into you while also making you more desperate. He loves dominating you watching you twitch at how antagonizing his motions are. He then lowers his head and licks his flat tongue against your dripping core making you melt in his hand. "This cunt tastes so good, so good just for me babygirl." he says staring deep into your eyes, he's so cocky. Only he could have you on the kitchen counter sensitive to his every touch. "I'll teach you to trick me again you cock hungry slut." Junkyu degrading you was different but god did it make your thighs press together (which he pried open of course) you were going to take his punishment like the dumb bitch you are.

Giving no time to adjust he sticks two fingers in the pain making you hitch your breath he just smirks and clicks his tongue. He starts pumping his fingers in and out of your heat, focusing hard on your walls clenching around his digits, while curling his tongue to flick your sensitive bud. You bite your lips trying to suppress your mewls and moans. God does he make it hard it's been less than a minute and yet he's hitting your g-spot so consistently he knows the insides and outs of your body better than you do sometimes. Junkyu being attentive as he is sharply takes notice, "You had no problem being a little brat earlier giggling while making me panic babygirl, daddy wants to hear every noise when he makes you cream on his fingers." You try to ignore him as you don't wan't all the neighbors to know that your boyfriend is fucking you dumb but he doesn't care. Misbehaving earned you a nice red mark on your thigh, it only made him more unrelenting. You try so hard to keep your composure but the way he's giving so much friction to your clit you can't help but grab his hair and push him away. Groaning when he quickly ceases "Ah Ah princess hands on the counter you're gonna take the punishment I give you." You end up trying to dig your nails into the counter only to have your grip fail you every single time. Junkyu finds you struggling under him so amusing, this is the person that tried to mess with him 10 minutes ago and now you're a moaning mess, begging him to give your poor pussy a break, how pathetic.

He rests his arm behind your back as your moans get louder and intensify, watching your strength and resistance weakening. "Junkyu—mmm I-I'm so—mm—" You try so hard to let him know but he's distracted, pounding into you unrelentingly. With every motion his palm hits your pussy rhythmically and sending shocks through your bud you didn't know were possible. Within seconds you release onto his finger shaking from the immense release washing over your body. It was like a mind numbing brain freeze of pure ecstasy. Whatever, Junkyu keeps going, "Stop closing your legs you cock drunk whore you know this what you deserve. Too bad you were being a stupid brat now daddy's gonna fuck your pretty little cunt until his fingers cramp." If there's one thing Junkyu doesn't do it's empty promises, your resistance if anything makes him rougher more aggressive than ever. Between your overstimulated moans and shaking all you can manage is "Junkyu please—stop! Daddy too much—Ah I can't! Please Junkyu—" He does nothing but continue to stare at your reactions, him biting his lip watching your eyes roll to the back of your head, he's so smug knowing that he's making you feel this way. You're his pretty little sex doll, no one else controls you like this, only him. Junkyu starts curling his fingers more, as overwhelming as it is he sure knows how to use his hands. "Daddy please it hurts, Junkyu it's too much I'm sorry please stop" you choke between tears the feeling has engulfed you, your legs are twitching and numb all you can do is hear the squelching of his hands rhythmically going in and out. "You should've thought about that earlier slut, and don't act like you're not enjoying this princess you haven't said our safe word once." It's like he scooped you out and ate you up, there's nothing you could hide from him. Junkyu ramming into your pussy over and over again until you can only think of him turns you on so much.

You quickly reach your second, third, and fourth orgasm. Around your incoming fifth orgasm he starts to burn up taking off his shirt to reveal his tonedd chest. Seeing you fully slutted out, cock drunk, and vulnerable for him just motivates him to keep going. As much as he'd like to keep up this "punishment" the tent in his pants has other ideas. "Fuck baby you keeping cumming and squirting for daddy think you got another one in you?" he unzips a bit to palm himself through his underwear. He's trying so hard to not be so needy, that's what you are, his vulnerable needy little fuck toy who is giving him such a show. But he couldn't help it hearing you yell his name, begging him, calling him daddy like the little slut you are how could he not get turned on. "Sorry daddy needs to feel all of you, Im gonna fill up your tight little cunt so good princess." You moan out in a dazed state, you couldn't even properly respond cause next thing you know his cock thrusts into you without warning. "Taking me in...so good baby, fuck!" His pace is so fast the room is filled with wet lewd noises and clapping of skin. Between your bodies is a mixture of so many different emotions and feelings. It drives him crazy feeling your walls clench and suck him in so well. He'd usually try and last longer but you just feel so good, he can feel everything it's as if he's on cloud nine. Only you could take him in so we'll, it was like you were made for him.

"I'm cumming baby girl, daddy's gonna fill up his pretty little toy with his seed." His pace starts to slow down you reaching your limit as well. Finally he releases into you with one last thrust and he circles your bud helping you both ride out your highs. Not moving an inch to make sure that not a drop of cum leaks out.You stay there for a while, pressing your sweaty heads together through the silence of your breaths. Even when Junkyu finally does pull out he pushes all his seed right back into you as if it's a precious homemade recipe. After finally wiping you down and helping you off the counter, that's when he goes back to your normal loving boyfriend. Asking you, "Let's go get some ice cream, hmm?"

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[makethemhoesmad]

strap game go crazy?

lol i wrote this in ten minutes

it started as paige but it was too mean for her so i decided to go crazy

no judgement on the strap it’s my first time writing it

shoutout to @iminlovewithpaigebueckers for being the devil on my shoulder

hannah hidalgo x reader

“i’ve missed you baby,” hannah says, pushing me onto the bed and sitting on my hips. My attempt at trying to make her jealous obviously backfired, making me need her more than ever. “What the actual fuck were you thinking, wearing that dress out like a fucking slut?” Well, i was thinking about how it would make her feel, but she didn’t have to know that. “listen slut, you could’ve gone home with anyone in that bar tonight and none of them could’ve made you feel as good as me, isn’t that right?” she takes my face in her hands, jolting it up to look at her. i choose not to answer, picking my battle for the day, instead making direct eye contact with her. 

bad choice

“it’s okay if you don’t wanna talk, you’d better stay quiet then.”

After that jaw dropping line, she hops off of me and skips over to her closet and slams the door.

literally what the actual fuck is she doing in her closet i thought she came out of that a while ago

i’ve got my eyes closed, drifting between being asleep and awake, when i faintly hear the door open. i leave my eyes shut, too tired to open them. I feel a soft hand on my face, then something slams into my core. “WHAT THE FUU—“ i’m cut off by hannah’s hand over my mouth. “I thought i told you to stay quiet baby.” oh damn. i open my eyes to see that she’s naked from the waist down besides the six inch sparkly strap that’s both her prized possession and buried inside of me. she’s wearing a sports bra on top, and i’m wearing nothing because she ripped my goddamn dress off me the second she dragged me in here. “talk again, and i’ll fuck you so hard you won’t remember how to” then she starts pushing in and out of me with such vigor that if i wasn’t already lying down i would have collapsed. She moves her hand from my mouth so she can pin both of mine over my head. just great. i’m sweating with the effort to not make a sound, and she notices. “aw, poor little whore, struggling to keep her loud ass mouth to herself for once” with that, i promptly let out a scream that could have broken windows and release all over her strap. 

“stupid little slut, didn’t i tell you to shut the fuck up? well, now i don’t give a shit what sounds you make, i’m not stopping until you cry”

true to her word, she starts ramming into me again, so hard that i see stars. i’m screaming and whining and sobbing and despite what she said earlier, she’s not stopping. i’ve came more times than i can count and i can’t remember why she’s still going, and then she stops. she climbs off of me, leaving me on the bed, then coming back wearing nothing at all. She helps me under the covers, then curls up right next to me. “i love you,” she whispers to me as i curl against her stomach. i’m asleep before i can answer

[pralinesims]

List 5 facts about a favorite sim of yours, and send this to simblrs whose sims you adore 💜

@salemsimss @honeybeenrw @sharpiegirl Thanks so much everyone for sending these!!! <3

3 asks, 3 OC's to pick out facts for!

Although straight, he (jokingly, but also not) likes to consider himself as "metrosexual". Takes much pride in the fact that he puts more effort into his looks than most of his peers.

He is SO. EXTREMELY. BAD. at lying. Literally almost never able to hide stuff, constantly bubbling like a fountain of truth. The only aspects he's kinda good at hiding are some remnants of the trauma he's experienced during his late teens/early twenties.

Writes the most annoying reviews you could think of whenever he buys something online and shares his experiences with the thing in question. At least he is honest, right?

Though he's a pretty good driver, it would be healthier for him if he simply wouldn't. The road rage he experiences sometimes can be off the charts, and even if he doesn't hurt other people, he legit is at the risk of a cardiac arrest due to his built up energy at times.

Always thinks about more methods of earning money + securing his & his families futures. Besides some of the active work he does, he's trying to write cookbooks and self-motivational guides as a side hustle.

Got married when she was 29 years old, to the love of her life, named Mateo. He was her first boyfriend, and although it was a bit of an on and off relationship at the beginning, she wouldn't ever wish for another husband.

She's a loving mother to two toddlers (which coincidentally also are twins, just like Julieta herself), her daughters Maria and Gabriella. Would burn the whole world down for their wellbeings.

Intensely fears swimming and also to an extent, water. When she was 11 years old, she almost drowned, and since then she usually tries to stay clear of bigger pools or masses of it.

Her favorite animals are birds, specifically the extremely round, fat and fluffy looking ones. In her freetime she also likes to volunteer at animal shelters.

Just like her brother, she is a bit of a fitness nut, though not to such an extreme extent. They always used to play different types of sports together when they were younger. Especially her volleyball skills are so good to the point at being at a pro level.

Consumes an obscene amount of coffee. He probably wouldn't drink as much if it wasn't constantly available at the office he works at, but still. Coffee truly runs through his veins.

Speaking of coffee, he's not picky with the ones he drinks, except that they have to be hot. Iced coffee, although drinkable, never has been his preferred choice.

When he was younger, he really badly wanted to become a tattoo artist, though later he's fridged the idea, because his interest and appreciation for tattoos in general has ceased within some years.

Reality TV is his guilty pleasure. If you'd ask him to tell some random facts about the trashiest show you could think of, he'd immediately be able to reference a whole list of weird happenings.

Collects an excessive amount of useless trinkets. A drawer too many at his place is bursting, but one excuse is that something could always be needed "if an emergency should occur". (real life MacGyver, my ass...)

[ladydeath-vanserra]

I literally went to REHAB with my mom when I was eight years old where she told me I had to go with her bec if one of her kids weren't with her she'd have left us. do you know what that does to a 8 year old kid lmao

anyways that! wasn't! rehab! that! wasn't! rehabilitation or therapy or help! that was an abuse of political power and lying to get her in line and control her. CHOICE. actual REAL choice and not a Hobson's Choice is REQUIRED for Rehab to actually ✨️work✨️

Rhysand and Feyre used their political authority to back Nesta into a corner. The """""choice""""" was get her home destroyed, move into the HoW where it takes 10k steps to reach the bottom, work for free or leave for the human lands where she would be hunted for sport and murdered. if you think that's a real """""choice""""" then yall need a grip

[thesungod]

Just noticed something in THO and HOH thats fucking me up but when Apollo is talking about Hyacinthus’s death, he mentions that he goaded Zephyrus into killing Hyacinthus by threatening him and daring him to intervene in their relationship. Which he was lowkey in the right to do like don’t let him go after your man girl! You’re a little crazy for saying you were wrong by doing so. Like why is Hyacinthus out here getting his dead ass disrespected by his LOVER claiming he gave Zephyrus no choice but to kill Hyacinthus. But it gets even crazier because what happens in HOH contradicts this.

When Zephyrus is recounting the story in HOH, he says Apollo lied about only being friends with Hyacinthus, and that when he found them playing quoits, he didn’t “confront them to find out if they were actually dating”. He instead assumed they were and went into a jealous rage and murdered Hyacinthus. And that can’t coexist with whatever the fuck Apollo claimed happened because what Apollo says meant that Zephyrus knew for sure they were dating, when Zephyrus says he didn’t and he only assumed (correctly but he wasn’t definitive about it until Post Death) 💀 It’s might be a retcon but my fucking god if it isnt its a breathtaking ass lie

OH GOD I KNOW

i literally think about it every dayyyyyyy like. Apollo why are you lying for sport😭😭

my personal theory is that Apollo revisited the event and unconsciously painted himself in the worst way possible because he felt guilty that he couldn’t save Hyacinthus.

he wasn’t powerful enough to stop the love of his life from dying a very preventable death + he’s the one who threw the discus + i suppose it’s possible that he was gloating on Olympus over having “won” the attention of the prettiest boy alive (doesn’t the original myth say something about multiple gods being after Hyacinthus what a hit girl <33) even if he insisted they were just friends.

all of that would lead him to feel extremely guilty for his lover’s death and time and grief would distort the facts to the point where he now basically thinks he was begging Zephyrus to off Hyacinthus💀

[izvmimi]

okay so i’m pulling my notes app out because i started a list in case i ever needed to give recs out so uhhhhh

if you want sports,

- run with the wind is like haikyuu vibes but for running! it’s like 23 eps and there’s a kageyama in there lol uhhhh what else, idk it’s more like found family than simp material so hopefully?? maybe!!

- daiya no ace/ace of diamond, it sounds like you know of it already but omg the way this had me sobbing (THAT ONE SCENE!!!!!) but rewatching after a long time is always fun :3

- sk8 the infinity because duh i think i’ll need to rewatch this one too actually lol (there’s like 2 simpable characters in the series and i don’t think they’re your type so safe!!! …i hope im not lying ;-;)

- yuri on ice! toeing the line of simp country but it’s fine, who doesn’t love gay men skating lol

maybe sports isn’t what you want rn and you want something else!

- 91 days! idk if you’ve watched this one before but i recently watched it again and i remembered why i marked it as a favorite it’s just so good! it’s set in the states prohibition time period and there might be some tw’s? like guns, death, etc (because gang wars)

- ranking of kings is such a cute anime and the style is so cuteeee i really enjoyed the story and i remember it won an award (like best animation or something) and you can def see why!

- wotakoi, have you watched this one?? it’s full on romance and it’s so CUTEEEEE but god there is a character in there where i’m conflicted on if i want him for myself or support his relationship ;-;

- great pretender! it’s been a while since i’ve seen this one actually but i remember being so like impressed with how good it was!! also more of a plot (and i swear i mean plot) than characters thing???

- millionaire detective, there’s like 2 (or 3, depending how you swing) characters to simp for but everyone simps for them so technically safe! i will always watch this one for the plot (plot being kanbe daisuke <3 LOL)

- school babysitters, IT’S SO CUTE LITERALLY SO CUTE if this doesn’t make you squeal, rolling around in your bed and kicking your feet, i need to resign my list and question my life choices (joking! sort of! but i really enjoyed this one)

- assassination classroom. iconic. need i say more? :3

- spy x family..? have you boarded the spy x family bandwagon and by spy x family i mean LOID FORGER BECAUSE GOD HE IS SO FINE

- disastrous life of saiki k. i think i sent you an ask about this one before…? but it’s so funny, def rewatch worthy lol

- banana fish…….. ooh if you’ve watched this one, are you okay? if you haven’t watched it… i recommend with a giant bag of salt!

- monster is like one of my top 5 all time favs! and so i wanted to share with you in case you haven’t watched!

- detective conan. okay this one i recommend with a grain of salt because it’s… longer than one piece. and has more filler than naruto… BUT the filler i think is fun!! but i’m biased… BUT THE ART STYLE IS SO GOOD!!!

- horimiya! not sure if you’ve watched this one either but super wholesome super cute!!

- oshi no ko! have you watched this one yet?? i really liked it and the op (YOASOBI MY QUEEN) IS LITERALLY SO GOOD it’s so good

- one punch man for the vibes!!

- erased! i don’t remember much of this but i thought it was pretty good..? actually make this a plan z lol

- classroom of the elite! has… fanservice… BUT if you like the overpowered type of character you might like this one!!

- my love story (and not to be confused with the yamada-kun at lv 999 one!) it’s so cute i loved it sm (and i was bawling for some parts of it because of how adorable it was!!)

- natsume’s book of friends! i actually never finished this one because of the influx of new anime but i def didn’t drop it because i thought it was bad! it’s really cute and wholesome and it makes for a good background show too!

okay i went through my lists like many many times to squeeze out anymore recs! I TRIED TO GIVE A LOT IN CASE YOU ALREADY SAW SOME OF THEM BUT AAAHHH i hope at least one is interesting ;-; or inspired you to rewatch something!!

omg 🥺🥺🥺 these are amazing thank you for working so hard on this!! I’ve heard of horimiya and might try erased, i’ve heard great things!

[galactic-glamour-girl-posts]

I hope Princess Peach Showtime sells well.

Not only because it could lead to Peach getting her own spin-off series of games rather than just a one-off (something that I think is long overdue), but it could also lead to Nintendo having more faith that Mario's female leads can carry games by themselves, which in that case...

Here's my idea for a Rosalina game.

Feel free to steal this random Nintendo employee who might be reading this:

1 - The Genre

If this game were to ever happen, I'd want it to stand out from Super Mario games so it wouldn't seem redundant, so it would not be a platformer. It wouldn't be a sports game, minigame collection, or puzzle game either. It would be a subgenre that the Mario franchise has yet to dip its toes into.

I want Rosalina's solo game to be a Space Action RPG that emphasizes real time combat.

Not turn-based, like Paper Mario or Mario and Luigi, etc. I imagine it would play a lot like Kingdom Hearts, just swap out a keyblade for Rosalina's wand:

She could shoot beams of light at enemies for long range attacks, levitate them with her wand only to slam them on the ground, create a comet shower to rain down on enemies, manipulate gravity to deflect their attacks or slow their attacks down, briefly create a force field around herself to shield herself from an attack, emit extremely bright light from her wand to temporarily blind enemies to stun them, use her Grand Star final smash as a spell, maybe for some attacks she just outright uses her wand like a sword, etc. There are so many spells they could either make up or take from her previous appearances that she could use for her moveset. She wouldn't even have to be limited to using her wand! She could do the spin from Galaxy/her spin from 3D World as an close range attack, teleport to short distances away to dodge an enemy, fly, briefly become intangible, etc. Reminder, she has already been shown to be able to do most this stuff anyway!

Of course she wouldn't have all these abilities at the start, she'd unlock different spells and abilities throughout the game as you gain more exp by defeating enemies.

The main collectible and currency of the game would, of course, be Star Bits. The can be used to buy items (healing items, alternate costumes, etc) or to...actually I'll mention the other function later. Star Bits can be found lying around on every planet (as can other various items that can help you during gameplay) and be gained by defeating enemies.

Each level would be a different planet, and the Comet Observatory would act as the hub world as it did in Super Mario Galaxy, and would be used to travel to each planet. Perhaps there could be minigames between each planet where you fly through space controlling the Comet Observatory whilst collecting Star Bits along the way? Eh, I'm not sure. It sounds fun but maybe it'd be simpler to just travel to planets like how Mario did in Galaxy.

I imagine each planet would have a certain number of missions to complete on it before you can move to the next planet. Maybe their could be side-missions too, but they wouldn't be compulsory unless you want to 100% the game. At the end of each mission, you have the choice to return to the hub world (for a reason I'll explain later) or to just move on to the next mission. If you do choose to return to the hub world before you completed every mission on that planet, you can continue from where you left off later and would not have to re-do any missions you had completed on that particular planet so far. What would each mission involve? Well...

2 - The Premise

I think Ubisoft owns Cursa but they would be the perfect antagonist for Rosalina. Mario has Bowser, Luigi has King Boo, Wario has Captain Syrup, Peach now has Grape, so why not let Rosalina have her own nemesis? I know Cursa seemingly died at the end of Sparks of Hope but Cursa is literally made of a fragment The MegaBug so perhaps the same thing has happened again, a fragment of Cursa survived and mutates into a new form. I'm also aware Sparks of Hope isn't canon and likely takes place in a different universe than the one the mainline Mario games take place, but Cursa is a mutant cosmic entity, it wouldn't be so hard to believe it could travel to different universes. Cursa would still remember the events of Sparks of Hope, and seek revenge on Rosalina and rid the universe of all lumas. She would create a new army (of both her own creation and possessed aliens) she would send to capture all lumas.

If Cursa is the villain, the game starts with her making a direct attack on the Comet Observatory. Cursa attempts to possess Rosalina again, but Rosalina reacts quickly and creates a force field to protect herself. Cursa then orders her army to go after the lumas. Realising there's no time to fight each army member one-on-one, Rosalina gets in front of the lumas, briefly puts down her shield, and readies her wand to unleash a huge blast of light and energy to blast most of the army off into space. But Cursa strikes her just as she does so, and the clash causes a bigger, more unstable blast, that sends both Cursa, her army and the lumas away. Rosalina is left injured and soon passes out.

Cursa and her army would survive the blast and still be out there, in search of lumas.

Either do that or just have some new bad guy (preferably one who uses dark magic/symbolises dark matter to contrast Rosalina's star/light aesthetic) kidnap lumas. I don't really care what their name would be, but for the sake of this post let's call them...Void (placeholders don't have to be creative, shush). I'm gonna refer to Void with he/him pronouns but I don't have any specific gender in mind for Void. Void could be female, or genderless, etc.

As for Void's plan, maybe he could plan to absorb half of the lumas for energy so he'd become powerful enough to destroy the universe (except for the rest of the captured lumas), and then would force the other half to transform into whatever he wants (essentially, his plan is to remake the universe so he can rule it). He too would have an army, but of his own creation. Rosalina, naturally, would be the one to stop him given that it's basically her duty, not only because she's the mother of the lumas but also because she's the protector of the cosmos.

If Void is the villain, he (along with his army) would attack the Comet Observatory in the beginning instead. Void would not have to power to possess people, but he can absorb the energy of others. Void would go for the lumas first but Rosalina, in an attempt to protect the lumas, gets in the way and creates a force field around both her and the lumas. Void relentlessly attacks the force field in an attempt to break it, but it's no use. Despite this, Rosalina can tell Void won't give up, so she teleports outside the force field and the two battle, meanwhile Void's army attempt to break down the force field. It doesn't break but as the battle continues it does start to weaken. An unstable blast is caused in a similar way it's caused with Cursa; Rosalina readies a blast of light and energy (since it's one-on-one this one isn't as big), Void also tries to hit her but with a blast of darkness instead of light (something like a shadow blast), and when the attacks clash it sends the lumas and the army flying.

Rosalina and Void are left alone. Rosalina's tired but not severely injured. She's concerned about the lumas but Void, enraged by what has just occurred, manages to catch her off guard due to her fatigue and grabs hold of her to absorb her energy. This leaves Rosalina weakened and she passes out. Void leaves to search for his army and lumas.

The opening would be the in-universe justification as to why she lacks certain abilities (like the spin, teleportation, etc) at the start of the game (I imagine she'd be able to levitate herself and other people or objects, but that's it).

I don't have an entire story planned out, but basically Rosalina will eventually regain consciousness, manage to track down whoever the villain is (it's her job to watch over the cosmos, and with the Comet Observatory this is not a difficult task) and follows them in their search for lumas. She'll regain her energy (and hence the rest of her powers) as the game progresses. She loves the lumas dearly, and won't give up until she's saved every single one!

On each planet, some lumas are on the run from the army, and some have already been captured are guarded by the army, waiting for Cursa/Void to arrive so they can hand them over. Captured lumas are kept frozen in ice crystals found all over each planet in the game.

This is where those missions come in. For most missions, the objective is to save a specified amount of captured lumas, but some missions might be "Defeat [X] amount of enemies" or "Collect [X] Star Bits" or "Find/Go to [X]", etc. Side-missions could be escort missions where you help escort a citizen of that planet get to where they want to go safely whilst protecting them from enemies, or finding a stolen item and returning it to an NPC you've interacted with.

3 - The Hero(es)

The only playable character is Rosalina BUT you can have two lumas in your party as partner characters at a time (they're kind of like Rosalina's Donald and Goofy), and they'd work similarly to how Sparks of Hope handles the Sparks. The lumas would float beside Rosalina at all times during gameplay like the one in Mario Kart Wii.

After completing each world (or at least the first 10), one luma can be added to your party once you've saved them.

Polari is the first saved luma that can join your party, then a Yellow Luma, Red Luma, Green Luma, Blue Luma, Pink Luma, Hungry Luma, Lumalee, Comet Tico, and finally Lubba.

Some lumas have abilities they perform themselves , and some simply have effects on gameplay but don't do anything during battle. So for example:

(Abilities)

Polari can periodically turn into a small black hole that sucks in enemies.

Yellow Luma transforms into a Launch Star that Rosalina can use to launch herself further away than teleporting would, and can be used as a method of attack to dash through enemies with.

Blue Luma can transform into a small ice comet that will freeze enemies temporarily if they make contact with it.

Lumalee can grab items (except for star bits) from afar without Rosalina having to do it.

Hungry Luma can collect star bits from afar without Rosalina having to do it.

(Effects)

If Red Luma is in your party Rosalina will take less damage from attacks.

If Green Luma is in your party the duration of time Rosalina's force field can stay up during gameplay is extended.

If Pink Luma is in your party Rosalina will regain some of her HP when her health falls below 20% her total HP (but only 3 times per mission).

If Comet Tico is in your party the Cosmic Spirit, a clone that can help Rosalina in battle, will appear when her health falls below 20%.

If Lubba is in your party, the power of Rosalina's attacks is increased.

All lumas can be flung at enemies like Rosalina does with Luma in Smash, although here the power of this move depends on each individual luma's size.

You would only be able to swap out party members in the hub world, which is why there's an option to go back there at the end of each mission. Lumas can level up either by gaining exp whilst accompanying Rosalina in battle or by being fed star bits (see? I didn't forget about the other function!)

(Bonus) - Alternate Costumes?

I mentioned earlier that perhaps star bits could be used to buy alternate costumes. They could just be for aesthetic purposes, but I think it would be cool if each costume altered Rosalina's moveset.

Some costumes I have in mind are:

Cosmic Spirit

In this form, in addition to her usual moveset Rosalina can possess enemies, and maybe even the lumas so you can play as them. However, she is slower and cannot teleport.

Guitarist Rosalina

In this costume, in addition to her usual moveset, she can produce shockwaves when she strums her guitar as an attack, swing her guitar at enemies (like an axe), and moves at a faster speed, but she takes more damage than usual from attacks and cannot do her spin. Although I'd replace the guitar in the picture with the one she has in artwork for 3D World's soundtrack.

Young Rosalina

This costume would majorly alter Rosalina's moveset, so no using her wand, no teleporting, no flying, and her spin is weaker. It would essentially be a hard mode. I imagine her moveset in this costume would be more hand-to-hand combat focused. Perhaps she'd jump on some enemies as a nod to Super Mario games, maybe she could throw starbits as an attack, etc.

I'd rather Rosalina not use power-ups on this adventure (to keep this game distinct from other games in the Mario franchise), so no Fire Rosalina, Cat Rosalina, etc.

Some other costumes could be Rosalina Halloween, Rosalina Aurora...basically her Mario Kart Tour costumes other than the power-ups. They'd definitely just be for aesthetic purposes though, no affects on gameplay.

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And that's all I got!

TLDR, Nintendo should make "Kingdom Hearts but it stars (ha) Rosalina".

[mcmissileproof]

get to know me tag game :3

tagged by @pirdmystery thank you!!

1. Are you named after anyone?

my parents named me after both my grandmothers. I kept the initials but I don't go by the full thing anymore. also I have a name hoard that includes at least one I stole from a character :)

2. When was the last time you cried?

I think I started tearing up onstage on sunday? it's a heavy show, it gets my ass so bad

3. Do you have kids?

no and unless someone literally hands me an infant and says "no one else is going to take care of this child unless you do" I never will :)

4. What sports do you play/have you played?

right now I take what activities I can get but I'm not doing any organized sports. growing up I did cross country (hated it so bad), swimming (ok), horseback riding (literally 40% of my personality), marching band (counts.) and fencing in college (extremely fun and the final tipping point that shattered my gender)

5. Do you use sarcasm?

I do and people love to take everything I say at face value even when I am obviously bullshitting.

6. What is the first thing you notice about people?

whatever's the most noticeable about them? I don't know if I have an answer in general. I'm not usually right about first impressions anyway.

7. What's your eye color?

green :)

8. Scary movies or happy endings?

I cannot accept a happy ending if I haven't been dragged miles facedown through the dirt first. also I love horror so scary movies win.

9. Any talents?

uhhhh I can draw. and I'm really good at horseback riding. I don't get to ride as often as I'd like but it's the one thing in my life I'm not humble about at all. horses love me.

10. Where were you born?

bold of you to assume I was born.

11. What are your hobbies?

lately, mainly art and writing and community theatre. among various other things.

12. Do you have any pets?

my cats still live at my parents' house but they count. there are three of them. they're weird and I love them more than I can hope to express.

13. How tall are you?

5'7 and I have no particular feelings about that at all (lying)

14. Favorite subject in school?

I was mostly an arts kid, but I liked math and chemistry enough to get into a major STEM school and become a chemist. don't ask me if I feel good about that choice or if I'd recommend it to anyone else because I truly don't know.

15. Dream job?

I'd absolutely love to work with horses for a living. unfortunately it is absurdly hard to do anything but spend money in that sphere if you don't have land, your own horses, and/or a whole fucking lot of money already. I've also thought about going back to school and becoming an entomologist, but I don't know if that's happening.

tagging @strixhaven and you, dear reader, if you want to. B)

[the-gateway-to-madness]

So anyway Ducktales 2017 is super fun for me because I'm literally exactly like Louie except I have a deep-rooted fear of becoming him because I live in reality and not a mansion-

There's satisfaction for him in finding loopholes, putting together the pieces in various situations, and being the strategist, but at the same time he can't think too much about the future or he'll stress out (given the fact the creators of the show confirmed Louie is like this because he grew up poor and took on a lot of that pressure emotionally, I assume that's part of why he doesn't plan for his future, but anyway-).

For him, that means coming up with strategies and tactics in the moment, on adventures. For me, that means finding ways to carefully integrate fictional characters and OCs into established worlds, analyzing things and picking them apart. Either way, we're not planning ahead all that far, both trying to escape reality.

And he's smart. Like, REALLY smart. But he's insecure about it because he's not book-smart in a family that really values book-smart. His family never really makes him feel bad for not being their kind of smart, just for the actions that stem as a result of it (his schemes, for example). You can tell they don't understand how he thinks, except Della (i, too, have a parent who gets me and a parent who does Not), and he has a lot of emotionally vulnerable moments with her because of that.

He only lets down his guard and genuinely connects with people he really feels get him, even though he's very eloquent and perfectly capable of casual connections with almost anyone. Same. I'm deeply, almost self-damagingly empathetic- my emotional attachments are a point of great vulnerability for me. I've chosen to embrace that vulnerability and the closeness and care it can bring me, but that's not a very natural choice for Louie like it is for me.

A lot of society only really seems to value "math-smarts", like what Huey has- more rigid intelligence, strong memorization of facts and figures, and being adept with numbers if you're lucky. But Louie has "language-smarts". Flexible, adaptable to different situations, but wow you don't come off as smart most of the time when you're this kind of smart. I was reading at a 12th grade level in 3rd grade- I know for a fact I grasp the English language at an abnormal level. But that intelligence really isn't applicable in a lot of situations, and I 100% recognize the form of lacking-self-esteem that comes with it- the form Louie shows consistently in season 2. For him, his linguistic, flexible, imaginative intelligence comes out as strategizing, lying, and scheming. For me, it comes out as quick, easy storytelling/writing with friends.

We share an ability to see patterns others don't while missing the patterns others do see.

Our kind of intelligence comes with this- very basic level of practicality. I hate sports because they seem unnecessary, over-hyped. I don't want to do a lot of very societally normal things because they seem convoluted and not necessary for happiness. I engage with television and movies because I find the construction of story and characters fascinating.

It all makes me feel like I'm lazy or can't ever do enough because I just... don't have an interest in a lot of things that people think one should. It's like- there's this level of intrinsic, constant self-awareness and practicality in me, to the point where I feel incapable of engaging with anything that doesn't interest me.

Combine that mentality with the burnout and emotional strain of being under severe financial pressure your entire life and, more specifically, not being able to do anything about it or get out of it- so why try to do anything at all? -, and bam, you get Louie Duck. He's motivated by money because to him money = comfort, and comfort = safety.

I also started consciously knowing what it'd be like and feel like when my childhood ended at something like- age 15 or 16. I was desperate to cling to the freedom, the lack of responsibility, the privilege of a safety net- for years. I see some of that in Louie too.

Oh, and of course Bobby Moynihan sold it. Really just went all in on giving Louie depth and feeling, 10/10 incredible performance-

Point is, it's cool to see someone who thinks like me actually portrayed pretty accurately onscreen. Thanks @suspendersofdisbelief :)

[frutavel]

i saw you tagged an oc named samaela on my post. who are they im curious. please share with the class 👀

(aka “i made that post about a character archetype i love and getting to hear about new characters that fit that archetype is literally the best case scenario for me”)

Oh hi for the love of god hello!!!

This is Samaela. My babygirl. I desperately wish I had more recent art of her to share, but alas I don't. A quick scroll through my blog also shows that Most of the posts I've made talking about her are also a few years old and outdated at this point but rest assured I think about her Constantly.

Samaela is a World of Warcraft OC, and also one of my oldest OCs in general regardless of fandom/universe. Long story short, she's a Forsaken hunter with little to no memory of her past life but Vivid memory of her death (by werewolf) and a history of making bad decisions in the name of Living Deliciously.

She was resurrected post Death By Werewolf, and the process caused her to Become Werewolf. Sorta. She's a weird little fiend and an abomination even by undead standards, which leads to her necromancer running All Sorts of Tests and Experiements. Now those aren't as bad or nefarious as they sound, really, but Samaela gets tired of being a science project pretty quick, so she moves as far away from her necromancer as she can, makes a few friends and enters a 2-ish year long situationship with her Boybestfriend, during which she indulges in many bad habits such as hunting living humans for sport and eating them, which garners her a reputation for being vicious and needlessly cruel. She regrets some of it sometimes, mostly she doesn't care, and gets off mostly scotch free because she's very good at weaving stories that paint her in a good light, and her folks don't like humans anyway. Which just emboldens her.

(Here seen with her Boybestfriend, Tari, my other babygirl, after a bad hunt)

Eventually her Boybestfriend has to leave, and she is Very Sad about it but they part amicably. Unfortunately having her voice of reason and only person whom she trusted in this whole wide world move away makes her Worse. She continues to be Very Good At Lying, but still ends up in trouble with the authorities a handful of times, some friends turn their back on her as a result and she makes self preservation her number one priority. This leads to a sleuth of Decisions which eventually end up putting the life of someone at risk, someone Very Important to her Boybestfriend, and once he finds out their relationship cracks even more. She jumps to anger and resentment straight on and continues to push people away and make more Choices, until her own life is put at risk and she's forced to rethink.

Currently she's at this rethinking stage. She doesn't regret most of the things she did, but she regrets the things that affected her personally. Empathy is a hard concept for her to grasp, but she's willing to make an effort for her own sake. At her core she still wants to survive above all else, and if that means letting people help her..... well, she doesn't like it but she'll think about it.

Samaela is Difficult, and she will never not be. She needs a strong support system to help her, but unfortunately the mere thought of letting her walls down and being vulnerable makes her sick. She is hard to get along with and harder to like.... but a handful of people have gone through the effort it takes to love her all the same. That's enough for now to keep her from spiraling more, but her fate is very uncertain. She has many amends to make and she's not exactly willing to make all of them, but her self preservation instinct is so strong it might as well push her in that direction even if just to keep herself alive.

Despite her many Ls she has many Ws. Women want her. Men fear her. She fucks hard and nasty. She makes dioramas in her spare time. She is surprisingly good at keeping people safe. She likes the color green so much she always has at least One green acessory on her at all times. She's not very good at swimming but still loves the beach. She has a gender that can be best described as Indescribable. Woman, but watch out. She can also pretty effectively communicate with her hunting dogs due to her mutations, and her insides are so rancid due to the Experiments that getting bitten by her in an immediate death sentence, and she is quite fond of biting. Because of this some have taken to calling her Plaguehound <3

As for her previous life.... well that's a whole other mess. All I'll say is that she has two living siblings, one who hasn't given up looking for her, but neither one would recognize her now, and it's unlikely she'd recognize them either. She barely remembers enough about her human life to know her name, much less about her family.

In fact, she has met her older sister in the past. It didn't end well for the sister in question. Dog fights are gnarly 💖

[nobodysdaydreams]

Part 3 of my MBS Quiz Feedback, but it’s just the Chris Person This Time (featuring a story about Baby Bods)

Hello mysterious Chris person, who apparently DOES follow (or lurk) on my tumblr. 👋🏻 Thank you for your wonderful entertainment; I had a very lovely evening.

Part 1 and Part 2 Here.

The Chris person came back to clarify that they were speaking not to me, but to the hypothetical people out there who "think Chris Evans is a DILF." Apparently, despite never posting about any Chris, some or maybe even just one of my other followers believes he is a DILF, and Chris wishes to use me as a middle man to set this misguided individual straight on the matter. At this point, if I had to guess who the Chris person was, I'd say Gert, because he's the only person I've seen refer to Nicholas and Milligan as DILFs, but hey, I've been wrong before. (Regardless Chris person, I think you should follow Gert, because they would probably agree with many of your DILF thoughts). The Chris person also stated that they would vaporize Curtain with their tiny body and pure rage, which confirms my suspicion that they are the same person as "Why do I always get pigeon". And unfortunately, after taking the quiz this time, they did, once again, get the pigeon result.

2. But the Chris person came back determined. Coming back to A) pick all the salad answers and b) scream at the sky and shake their fists at getting dead pigeon again. Both of which happened. I will say that the Chris person did come close to getting the Alpaca on this attempt, but they fell into a trap that I myself have fallen in before. So let me help you out random stranger.

Story Time: You see, many years ago, when I was but a young whippersnapper, little Bods briefly enjoyed the 39 Clues book series. Now, I don't remember much of the plot at this point, but I do remember that it was one of those book series that sorted you into groups, and there was this fun little test online that you could take to determine what group you were in. The groups have weird names, but basically, there was the intelligent group, the athletic group, the artistic/musical group, and the evil group. Like literally, the evil group. I guess they're also known for "Spying" and stuff, but if you google their Wiki page, "Lying" and "Poison" are literally listed as being their special skills, while the others groups have stuff like inventing, sports, and art. So baby Bods knew she wasn't getting in the athletic group (nor did she want to be in the group, the feeling was mutual), and as much as I loved acting, my singing and dancing left something to be desired (with the something in question being talent or even an average level of skill). Which left me with the evil and smart people groups, and I was just so sure I was gonna get the smart group. I was a good student, and I'd never poisoned anyone. I wasn't a bad person, at least, I didn't think I was. I didn't want to be. But imagine the shock and dismay of little baby Bods, when I took that quiz and got the evil group. I was shocked. Dismayed. Humiliated. Baby Bods took it personally. I wasn't evil. I was a nice, intelligent person, surely. In fact, I thought I was quite clever. Clever enough to realize that this had to be a mistake, and that I was probably pretty close to the intelligent group result, so surely, if I wanted to change my result, all I had to do was retake the quiz with a few small adjustments. I kept all the answer choices I was 100% sure were "me" the same, and changed all my "on the fence" answers, hoping this would push me in the right direction.

But alas, the same result. And that's when little Bods realized, to her horror, that it was not the on the fence answers that were pushing her into the evil group, but the answers that she was putting consistently. The ones she was sure of. To make matters worse, this quiz was on a website (that I don't think exists anymore), but it had games that went with the different groups. And baby Bods discovered, to her dismay, that she actually liked the games attributed to the evil group. They were code breaking and pattern recognition games that she was actually really good at. And as baby Bods accepted the sad truth, she also reflected and considered that maybe this wasn't a horrible result. Sure, she didn't like the way the group was characterized, but there wasn't anything inherently bad with being good at these sorts of things. Perhaps this really was where baby Bods belonged after all, despite her repeated attempts to run from the truth and run from herself.

So what is the moral of this story? The moral is, Chris person, is that while I don't know you, it is possible that maybe the answers pushing you towards dead pigeons are the answers that define you the most (the Mr. Benedict character answer, wanting to live somewhere safe, missing the feeling of being alive, being well-intentioned and eager to help, learning morse code, trying to join the society and failing, never having been to Europe (although that last one applies to a lot of answers)). And that might not be a bad thing! It means you care about Mr. Benedict and you want to help the society! Sure, you might not be entirely successful in that task, but the pigeons as characters are heroes, martyrs for the cause. They were loyal and dedicated birds, who knew the risk they were taking when they signed up to help the society. Are they as beloved in the fandom as Madge? No. Do people think they're as cool or as powerful of an answer as the Yukon Wolves that raised Constance? No. Are they as iconic as the Alpaca? No. But the pigeons volunteered to help the society even knowing how vulnerable and small they were. They stepped up, and not for themselves, but for their friends, and for what was right. Even knowing what might happen. That is bravery, that is sacrifice, and that is something to be proud of.

3. But the Chris person was DETERMINED to get a different result, and I gotta say, I respect the hustle. So they took the quiz again, and got one of Dr. Garrison's lab rats. I think the feedback speaks for itself.

[femmefatalevibe]

This is super awkward and embarrassing to ask but do u have any workout tips and recommendations for someone who is not only overweight but has bigger breasts too? It's always super hard for me to workout because any exercise that I try, my breast keep bouncing and moving erratically lol. Bras don't help too. So doing exercise as a fat person is hard and gets me sweaty but then doing it with big breasts is another story. For example, if I'm doing jumping Jack's, it's uncomfortable and hurts because my chest is literally bouncing. Even with no jumping workouts, it's the same. Or when I'm doing planks or smth, my breasts are just literally hanging and it's super off putting. It's a shame becuase I've been trying to improve my health and lose weight but its super hard to do any real, effective exercises. The easy thing that's easy for me is walking but even running is super hard. Any tips?

I'm sorry if this is too long or personal. Thaknkyou!

Hi love! This is not too personal at all – I bet many women with your body type relate to this struggle. Glad that you feel safe enough to be vulnerable with me about this dilemma.

*Huge disclaimer here: I'm a fairly petite person with smaller breasts, so my advice here is from what I've learned about personal styling/health & wellness over the years.*

I would say these are some helpful tips for working out in a larger body/with a bigger bust:

Make sure you have a VERY well-fitting sports bra for your workout sessions. A control top legging or bike short can also be helpful if you feel self-conscious when working out/to keep any rolls out of the way. Brands like Nike/Knix are known for their great options – have heard some women have success with some Target options as well for a more budget-friendly choice.

If possible, try swimming and aquatic exercises – they can lessen pressure on your joints and just make you feel like all over the place with a large chest.

Do more lying-down exercises: leg lifts/lateral leg lifts, leg raises, dead bugs, hip thrusts, bike crunches

Try standing exercises without jumping: squats, lunges, standing twists, squat crunches, dumbbell presses, overhead circles

Strengthen your core for better natural bust support/to lift & firm your breast tissue. Exercises that strengthen your diaphragm (the area right under your bust), upper back, and core to help alleviate some of the pain. Pushups, wall pushups, leg raises, chest presses, and front/side raises with dumbells are known to be potentially effective for reducing breast size/firming the area

Hope this helps xx

[enne-uni]

15 questions, 11 mutuals

Unfortunately, I don't have time for all the tags I've got, but I'll do some of them!

Thank you @jamiedeadwrites for this tag! I'm picking @sixthesnek, @rbbess110, @mariahwritesstuff, @clairelsonao3, and @theroseempress! Do or don't, it's your choice.

Rules: answer the questions below as yourself and/or your OC

1. Are you named after anyone?

My real name, nope, but the name I chose to use on the internet (Willow) is from one of my childhood favourite plushies. He, in turn, was named after a fantasy movie I saw as a kid. The movie was literally just Willow (craazy, right), and I don't remember anything from it.

2. When was the last time you cried?

Can't remember a real time at the moment, but sometimes my eyes decide to water when I'm just lying in bed. That probably happened.

3. Do you have kids?

No

4. Do you use sarcasm?

It's my only sense of humour (sarcastic)

5. What's the first thing you notice about people?

I-... don't pay attention to people?? I never notice if I walk past someone I know. But I guess it would be their face. Maybe hair.

6. What's your eye color?

Blue. Very blue, according to my mom and some other people.

7. Scary movies or happy endings?

That's a strange question, those don't have much to do with one another. I like scary movies, and I like happy and sad endings. No real opinion on this.

8. Any special talents?

I'm generally good at everything (the smart one in a friend group), but I guess languages maybe. I have a good memory.

9. Where were you born?

Finland! I won't specify further

10. What are your hobbies?

Writing, mostly. I also like video games, but I haven't been playing a lot lately

11. Do you have any pets?

No, I'm really not an animal person.

12. What sports do you play/have played?

I've played Finnish baseball (it's different from the basic American), but not for long. I'm also not a sports person.

13. How tall are you?

161.5 centimeters. Quick googling says it's 5 feet ~3.6 inches

14. Favorite subject in school?

English and French.

15. Dream job?

One problem I have is that I've no clue what I want to do with my life. I just don't have a dream job. (Writing is more of a hobby, but I guess an author could be cool??)

[limalosershq]

NAME: Brett Bukowski FACECLAIM: Caleb Landry Jones AGE/BIRTHDAY: 21, June 27 GLEE CLUB/SCHOOL: None/WMU SONG CHOICE: Busters Get Popped, a Brett Bukowski original MAJOR/MINOR/GRADE: Art/Ceramics, Senior LOCATION: Lima, OH. OCCUPATION: Drug Dealer Front man for High Road CLUBS/EXTRACURRICULARS/SPORTS: Art club, Astronomy club, ceramics, cooking club, drama club, environment club, painting club, international/foreign language club, photography club, digital media club, the muckraker, gay/straight alliance, improv club.

Brett’s father was a drug dealer who eventually stole money/drugs from his supplier and took off one night with them, leaving his wife and kid behind. Brett started immediately selling once the supplier, a man named Theo came knocking and looking to collect. While he’s close to paying off his father’s debt finally, he’s also racked up his own debt since he started using in high school after his first break up with his girlfriend, near the end of his junior year. 

Ever since then, Brett’s been an avid drug user, mostly to forget thanks to his perfect memory. Also so he knows everything about what he’s selling, he’s tried everything at least once. Through numerous connections, Brett can get anyone whatever drug they’re looking for. He makes a killing on the frat party circuit and surprisingly, on the show choir circuit as well.  

He’s OD’d a few times, the last being his sophomore year in college at a party. Mostly now, Brett only sticks to weed and the occasional bump of coke. He wants to be able to quit the latter soon, knowing if he does make a career out of his band it’ll be a problem later on.

While he’s done auditioning for every glee club he can, he’s not completely out of the trenches when it comes to show choir and while Brett’s made his peace with not getting into any of the show choir clubs, he knows music is a part of his life. This last spring, Brett formed a band he’s dubbed High Road. They’ve done a few gigs here and there, Brittany promoting them on her webshow and Sam hyping them up on his own social media accounts. While he knows it’s mostly for fun on his band members side, he wants to make something real out of this. For now, he pushes them to practice and prepare for Battle of the Bands.

IS THIS WHERE YOU PICTURED YOURSELF RIGHT NOW IN THE GRAND SCHEME OF THINGS?

Not really? I mean, to be honest I was pretty sure I was going to end up in the ground at least by eighteen... Twenty-one, maybe. Since I stopped partying so hard uh, after the last incident. It’s still kind of crazy though, not to mention, me in college? Living in a pretty dope house and not on the streets? I'd say in the grand scheme of things I'm doing way better than anything a younger me could've pictured.

HOW’RE YOU FEELING ABOUT ALL THE SHOW CHOIR RIVALRY?

I do not care even a little bit. But my best friend? He's obsessed so… Plus, Dottie is into it too. Maybe I care some, I guess. Totally think they could've used me though. Literally any of them. Well, maybe not Vocal Adderall or whatever, at least not like in the group. They definitely need me for something though, even if that St. James guy has me banned from the premises. 

WOULD YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF A LIMA LOSER? WHERE EXACTLY IS YOUR LIFE HEADED, OR REALLY, WHERE SHOULD IT BE HEADING?

Nope. Not even when I was lying on the floor of a bathroom at a party getting narcan blasted into me sophomore year. ‘Cause people cared about me enough to look for me, you know? I don't think a loser would have people looking out for him and love him like that. I know where I want it to be headed, a record deal and a tour and a wedding somewhere, hopefully. With… uh, someone.

[lovings4turn]

𝐊𝐈𝐒𝐒 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐀 𝐕𝐀𝐌𝐏𝐈𝐑𝐄 — send me a lil description of yourself + fandom(s) and i'll ship you with someone + give you your best friend !

first off congrats again lovely

I'm Dominican, Portuguese and black i love stem ( but not good at math lol ) training to become a peds nurse in school i play soccer, softball and badminton and sometimes go karting with friends

I love f1, soccer, and ice hockey

I like long walks, going shopping, yapping ( sometimes I talk too much lol ), reading, watch medical dramas, and horror films

favorite color is lavender and light blue

my favorite drivers are lewis, the ferrari and mclaren boys and jenson button and seb vettel

I love listening to Abba, sza, Raya, bad bunny, rauw alejandro, kali uchis, adele

thank you so so much darling - and thank you for joining in the celebration !!! hope you like this <333

𝐢'𝐝 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐥𝐞𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐫𝐜 !

your description just absolutely screamed charles to me oh my god !!! i can see him being absolutely enamoured by you , like , head over heels , he's down that bad

ᡣ𐭩 charles gets so invested in all of the medical dramas you watch like . at first , he's just watching them because you enjoy them , and hell , if it means he gets to sit and cuddle you he would watch anything . but then , as he watches more episodes , he becomes more and more invested , and before he knows it he's absolutely hooked !!!

ᡣ𐭩 he so suggests that the two of you go karting together . it seems a little unfair , considering he is literally a formula one driver , but he thinks it's so fun that the two of you get to enjoy one of his passions together !!! plus , he thinks there's no sight cuter than you wearing a race helmet , visor up so all he can see is the crinkles by your eyes produced by how hard you're smiling at him . he also loves attending any of your sports games - even if he doesn't fully understand every last rule !

ᡣ𐭩 charles also loves shopping , and so you guys often have little shopping dates together !!! he insists on spoiling you , shutting down any protest you try to produce ,, because he wants to buy you everything your heart desires !!! and of course , he'll carry your bags for you , too (twitter definitely goes wild when a picture of him walking around with tons of shopping bags and a huge smile is dropped)

ᡣ𐭩 so , so impressed by the fact that you're training to become a peds nurse like . he cannot wrap his head around how smart you must be for that ,, he's truly amazed by you !!! loves to ask you about your day and will also inundate you with trillions of questions about your profession choice , not only because he's interested but also loves getting to hear you talk !!!

𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐬 !

ᡣ𐭩 as one of the biggest yappers ever , you and lando would make the best of friends !!! you two never run out of things to talk about , and never tire of hearing the other talk , either !! there is no such thing as 'talking too much' as far as lando is concerned , honestly

ᡣ𐭩 lando definitely watches one (1) ice hockey game with you and becomes convinced he could do it , too . you remind him that he can't even stay upright for more than a minute on the ice but he waves you off , assuring you he'd probably be able to skate circles around half of the players on the team (he's lying to himself . physically cannot stop himself from giggling before the words have even left his mouth)

ᡣ𐭩 watching a horror movie with lando is the funniest thing ever . he insists he won't get scared by it , then thirty minutes in is hiding behind a pillow , laughing so hard despite being absolutely horrified . he's so reactive (and so , so easy to scare afterwards . sneak up behind him and shout 'boo!' and he's jumping a foot into the air , i swear)